Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.
I just made it.
Don’t be nervous!
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.