Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. (more)
Donuts with cream are nasty. (more)
This is just a place holder (more)
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up. (more)
The mysterious diary records the voice.
I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.
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