She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he'd retain after she delivered the news.
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.
He swore he just saw his sushi move.
There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth. (more)
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven. (more)
This is just a place holder (more)
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge. (more)
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility.
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I'm truly real
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